(Source: notclarissa)
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via minevras)
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
you know what i find irritating? we expect people to accept gay marriage but we don’t even accept people’s opinions who are againts it. jfc if you accepted and respected other people’s opinions then you would get the same thing in return
oh all right because i should definitely accept the fact that people hate me for something i can’t control. they dont have to be a homophobe but i was born queer
Oh, right, MLK Jr. is such a jerk. He wouldn’t accept the KKK’s opinion. I forgot that’s how that worked.
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
He’s summoning Satan
or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold
No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
omg
(Source: caturday)
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
FUCKING AMAZING
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
